Wouldn’t it be cool
If I were bi?
Me and this other guy
Could look up at the sky
His name was Brad
He looked so much like my dad
Didn’t mind
That he had a wart on his left nad
My street cred is is still intact
And that’s a rock hard fact
CHORUS:
Brad’s head was the best
So much better than the rest
How cool is it that I might, maybe be kinda gay?
Oh, it was the hippest day
Don’t tell my mom about Brad
She wouldn’t understand
Our agreement was ironclad
No sex in my room
Though like Clinton said
It’s not sex if it’s just head
Also, I didn’t give, I received
Shit, what rhymes with received?
Bereaved?
That sounds artistic, right?
I went to art school.
Really.
I’m the most alt dude I know
Because some meth head gave me a knockout blow
CHORUS (x3):
Brad’s head was the best
So much better than the rest
How cool is it that I might, maybe be kinda gay?
Oh, it was the hippest day
