Don’t take a seat
Outside in the heat
Put your feet on the concrete
From a truck, you can get something to eat
It’s a food that isn’t from Crete
Cuddle with it under a sheet
CHORUS:
It’s called a torta
It’s just called a torta
It’s called a torta
It’s just called a torta
It’s called a torta
It’s just called a torta
It’s called a torta
It’s just called a torta
I prefer it with beans
Get two of them if you have the means
Though you won’t be able to fit in your skinny jeans
It tastes better when you’re in your teens
Estevez is the real last name of the Sheens
